Just back from Albuquerque. While the trip was fun, I have to admit that it’s probably the ugliest place I’ve visited. (That’s right New Jersey, there’s hope for you yet!) The adobe houses are only shades of brown. And not a rich, interesting brown. Think poop. Adobe covered in poop. Not a blue, red or green house to be seen. Even the Sandia Casino is two-tone brown. Depressing.
I won’t be moving there. Ever.
I’m not sure if the Albuquerque city council has heard about zoning laws, but they really need to pick up a copy of ‘City Planning for Dummies.’ Residential streets with factories, storage, or whatever next to them looks ugly. House, house, shipping center, oil change place, house, etc.
On the other hand, it was probably some of the toughest golf I’ve played. Sandia’s golf course is extremely difficult, especially with 30 mph winds. If your ball lands off the fairway, good luck. It’s like hitting out of kitty litter.
The second course I played was the UNM (Go Lobos!) Championship Course. Showed up at 3pm and got the sunset rate: $25 with cart! And I played solo. The winds were still fierce, but I was able to get in a good round. Desert golf appeals to me. Too bad Albuquerque is so damn ugly.
Some of the food was excellent. High Noon, in Old Town Albuquerque, was the food highlight of the trip. If you’re visiting, skip Seasons, which is right across the street. The menu was so unimpressive that we left after just one drink. (The only reason to visit Seasons is for the relatively attractive hostesses.)
For most food choices, from breakfast to dinner, you have two options: red chili or green chili. Doesn’t matter what you’re actually eating. Eggs? Red or green chili. Steak? Red or green. EVERYTHING comes covered with something. Asking for it on the side means you’re from out of town.
Despite my negative attitude about it, Albuquerque is a nice place to visit for a few days. But if you have options, visit Vegas or Phoenix instead.